Another INSANE rules...(UU pornografi) giizzz!!!

take a deep breath fellas,,if you wanna know whats our smarty government done with our lovely country... yea,,,its about the new rules of pornography. i've read the news that the pornography rules is going to be legitimated in 23rd September. and the government said that they already gave the society a socialization about this new rules. yea right,, really clear socialization cause we have no idea about this stuff....tell us,, bapak-bapak DPR terhormat...when did you gave an explanation to us about this?? okay okay,,im not the "metro tv or news program" biggest fan but at least i'll know bout this stuff... yea i knew the RUU was made several years ago and i remembered that all the people were refused this thing...and now, its come again...
i just have no idea bout this rules...after i read it,, im totally didnt understand what its means and theres no certain barriers about something that they called "porn, making someone else horny, naked, blablabla...." if you read this rules,, i thought you'll laughing at the first time cause its totally insane-irrational-silly-pathetic-...(ya..you mention it)...here, i gave you the lil section of this rules..

1. Definisi Pornografi dalam Pasal 1 Ayat (1) RUU Pornografi adalah materi seksualitas yang dibuat oleh manusia dalam bentuk gambar, sketsa, ilustrasi, foto, tulisan, suara, bunyi, gambar bergerak, animasi, kartun, syair, percakapan, gerak tubuh, atau bentuk pesan komunikasi lain melalui berbagai bentuk media komunikasi dan/atau pertunjukan di muka umum, yang dapat membangkitkan hasrat seksual dan/atau melanggar nilai-nilai kesusilaan dalam masyarakat.

2. Pasal 4 ayat 1 (d) yang menyatakan, setiap orang dilarang memproduksi, membuat, memperbanyak, menggandakan, menyebarluaskan, menyiarkan, mengimpor, mengekspor, menawarkan, memperjualbelikan, menyewakan, atau menyediakan pornografi yang memuat ketelanjangan atau tampilan yang mengesankan ketelanjangan.

3. Dalam Pasal 22, sangat jelas disebutkan masyarakat bisa melaporkan pelanggaran terhadap UU ini. Pasal 23 kemudian memberi jaminan perlindungan bagi masyarakat atau kelompok masyarakat yang bertindak sebagai pelapor.

Okay,,after you read those things,,lets we talked about it. i thought it was so awkward...all of the words that they put in this rules have no certain barriers at all.... for example,, my perception bout porn picture or something that can "membangkitkan hasrat seksual" was different with the other people... and something that they called "ketelanjangan" was so weird....first time i read this word,,all i got to do is laughing,,,i have no idea why they put this silly word in the rules..its made the rules sound stupid. and,, 1 thing that made me shocked, was the section which said that the government will protect the people who reported them somebody whose doing pornography things. how about if this man is a maniac??? you know theres a lot of crazy-sucks-maniacs in Jakarta...someone who always have "pikiran kotor" to all women they see,, sometimes i thought they're not a man,,,they're wild animal....i have 1 sucks story about them...
you know,, everyday i go to my campus by car...and if the 3 in 1 time was coming (so i cant back home via gatot subroto),,i used the other way to back home.. and when i passed the Tomang bridge theres 1 man (abang2 bw gitar) one time i thought he was pengamen biasa....but you know what??? when i looked at him,, he opened his shorts in front of my window's car....OMG...OMG....he is an excibisionist.... im so shocked that time...so i drove my car faster and i will never used those way again.......giiizzz....
and i hate abang2...no,,im not that racist but everytime i go to my campus or another public places such as market, parking area, jalan raya, ect,,they always flirted on me...annoying flirt for sure cause i felt so annoyed of it.
orang2 kayak gitu yang harusnya diberantas...ditangkep,,,dipenjara....ditembak sekalian.....kalo mau melindungi wanita dan anak2...itu cara paling efektif....daripada selalu ngejudge para wanita terus....

My so-bored-like-hell WEEKEND

Okay...my head is gonna explode this time...its because im very-berry-super-bored. yeah this is Saturday..Indonesian people called it "malam minggu malam yg panjang" which is sooo true...cozim sitting in front of my laptop and thinking what am i going to do this moment..and the answer is NOTHING....you know,,,all the tv's programs were totally autis and lousy....so i decided to "playing around" in my laptop,,watching youtube,,chatting,,blablabla....
okay...it would be better if i forced my self to happy with this pathetic condition so now im going to write my blog and filled the questions that tagged by sca..hmm... this is quiet cheering me now..

1) What are the most important things in your life?
my SUPER-VERY-BEST-FRIENDS and my FAMS..

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
hmm...autis snacks (richeesse,,cokicoki,,macaronies)

3) Where do you wish to get married?
Bvlgary hotel at Bali....and all my big fams and friends were attended those wonderful ceremony..

4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
25...

5) Are you in love?
not yet...

6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Pancious..

7) Name the latest book that you bought?
Fortunata-metropop...(not bad la..)

8) What is your full name?
Maria Yosephine Cathrine Melisa Kris...in my ID is Melisa Kris..

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
same same..

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
KIMI RAIKKONEN...

11) Christina or Britney?
Christina for sure...she has wonderful voice...

12) Do you do your own laundry?
no...

13) The most exciting place you want to go?
Paris!!

14) Hugs or kisses?
hahhahaha....both maybe...

15)8 things I am passionate about:
1. LAST FOREVER FRIENDSHIP
2. FAMILY
3. my novels (esp chicklit)
4. gossips
5. shopping
6. autis snacks...LOL..
7. my digicam
8. my blog

16)8 things I say too often:
1. parah..
2. OMG..
3. eh,,lo tau ga...
4. jelba...
5. gilaaa...
6. duh..
7. autis..
8. bosannn...

17)8 books I've read recently:
1. agatha christie-Seven bells mystery
2. agatha christie-death on the cloud
3. fortunata-metropop
4. LOOKS mags
5. High end teen magz
6. Monika comics
7. tabloid genie..
8. another agatha cristie...


18)8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
1. greatest story ever tell : oliver something-that-i-forgot-his-last-name..
2. season of love : American Idol finalists
3. im yours : jason mraz
4. umbrella : rihanna (accoustic version)
5. you've got a friend : james taylor
6. have you ever really love a woman : bryan adams
7. home : michael buble
8. she believes in me : ronan keating

19)8 things I learned last year:
1. i really really miss my highschool's besties..
2. i need a vacation once a year..LOL..
3. my SKP was totally blank..
4. i really miss hi-school..
5. sabar..sabar..sabar...sabar..
6. im a shopaholic bitch...boros-boros...
7. i have no idea about my "skripsi"....its drive me crazy...
8. i have to cut off my laziness...

my black-whitey weekend..

My weekend was awesome...i went to fx with bum bek and rian (ved and bol couldnt go cause ved is working and bol is attending a wedding's party that time). but its okay,, we arrived there at 7pm,, so we got our dinner at Cosi..its served hongkong and macau's foods...yah,,not bad lah...but i expected it better..then,, we hang around fx,, the shops were good enough but its still "empty" (honesty, i went to fx just to knew about the "famous slide" and its not that WOW...like their showed us in tv...yah i knew that tv always lebay in this case)...so..we decided to moved to PS...we really confused whats we're going to do in this mall and my bro said that he and rian prefer to waiting us (bum n me) at bucks than going around with us...so bum and me hang around PS awhile and when our legs getting hurt we decided to joined my bro and rian at bucks...we took some pics there (bum and me) cause rian was totally a shy boy so he didnt want to joined our narcism-time...okay,, now ill give you some pics of us..

Hans and Iman's bday lunchy..

Today is my totally-boring-day...i have to woke up at 5.30am this morning and as usual,,i was late again...
so, i grabbed any clothes that i can found in my closet..my first class was Perencanaan dan Evaluasi Proyek class...damn boring we only talked about how to make business plan, presentation, bla-bla-bla...lets skipped this boring-part....and we had our lunch's break so we decided to ate in McD...then, i have to back to my second class (another-boring-class)...we were soooo damn lazy...but we cant absent for this class cause my beautiful-lecturer love to gave us pop quiz every meetings....hate it...okay,, we can skipped this part too cause if we're talking bout my lecture,,you might be slept in 1minute...
after finished our class,,we (me, olip,ika,dian,hans,iman,charles) decided to celebrated hans and iman's bday in Pasific Place...we ate Pancious there and took some pictures....ohh,,i LOVE the crispy-fried-mushroom-fettucinne....

warm chocolate cake for iman and hans

me and olip...autism attack!!

birthday boys...iman and hans

cath..mel..olip..dian..ika

iman..charles..hans..

at the end of the day...im quiet happy this day...damn tired but that was fun....thanks to iman
and hans...hehhehehhehhe....God bless you boys....

i HATE my laptop...aaaaarghhh!!!

i wanna crashed my virusfull-laptop!!!

i woke up happily in Sunday morning (noon exactly..cause i just back home at 2 in Saturday...no,,Sunday for sure...i watched babylon at ex wit my fam)...ok,,back to my sleepy-eyes..i planned to wrote my blog this day and uploaded the new photos of me and my friends...but,,unfortunately my bro said that my laptop was totally error and it couldnt be started again...he said that we must repaired it and reinstall it...OMG...OMG...
(you know,,its means that all my documents were disappear...ALL of my documents!!)@#$%$#@%!!!
i was thinking about all of my photos...(yea right,,,im a girl remember??so that was not a surprise that i LOVE my photos more than another documents) but now,, i realised that losing documents was totally sucks!! i had to reinstall all programs and it was really bothering me...i couldnt do anything and my laptop was empty...thanks to my bro who reinstall some programs...but still,,my laptop still totally blank...this is my dummy-laptop...

my greeny-laptop in my bro's room (that why its blue everywhere..)

just so you know, ive lost all my photos...but luckily i found photo's cd from david...there were some pics of me and my friends..and from my camera too,,cause i didnt remove the pics yet..so they were safe....and this whats all ive got..

miss you jess...

we're at plaza indonesia

date's lil farewell...miss you already honeii..
FYI,,its took a year to uploaded my photos...made me CRAZY!!!

yeah...BIG thanks to my laptop...its error problem made me learned that NEVER safe your documents (photos esp) only in your laptop cause if you lost those things you gonna really had bad-damn-mood-youve-ever-felt before...believed me fellas...i wanna threw my greeny-laptop when i found it was totally blank...

y.e.s.t.e.r.d.a.y.

i woke up at 9.30am..still in my lazy-zone...i have to attended my class at 1pm,,so i had my lovely-reading-agathachristie-novel's time and ate lots snacks...yummy...(i HEART autis snack!!)..then,, i went to my campus,,and just a minute i arrived to Aston,, my friend told me that our lecturer didnt come today...great...

but my friend told us to joined the BPM's interview to recruited new members of BPM..so we joined the interview till 3pm..After we done the interview,,i returned home and went to Puri to met date and bum...
well,,bum said that she will come at 5pm..so we waited her at the foodcourt...me and date bought the autis-snacks kacang koro and we bought AW too..we ate there and chatted (gossiping for sure) till bumbum came. then,, we ate (again) in Ah Mei Cafe malaysian or singaporean food. i ordered cheesse prata and bum enjoyed her laksa...the food was quiet deli...we had our dinner and chatted (always)...and we took some pics too..

.deli-yummy-dinner

after dinner

after that we all back home...i was soo tired and really need a rest...
see ya soon...muaaaachh...xoxo..

Just realised that i missed this "Three Musketeers"

They are Eko Patrio, Ivan Gunawan, and Ruben Onsu

i called them "three musketeers" who had different tasks to do. To be HONEST, i didnt know them very well before..yea,, i know Eko was the indonesian comedian since i was in elementary school..sometimes i watched his show with his partners long time ago...he was good enough though. and yess,,i know ivan gunawan as a great-young-designer before..but honestly i totally didnt know who ruben is..
i didnt watched this show from the beginning (supermama), i watched it when its became superstar (in the middle i think..when the show was close to the end)..and i watched it because i have to..cause the day after i watched it in tv, i have to watched it LIVE..(me and my crew have to collected some fund for our charity program at my university..so we watched it to got some)..at first we've been forced to watched this show..but in my first impression (when i watched it first time at home) i thought that this show was take so long long long time..imagine you have to watched one show in 6 hours..unbelieveable...BUT..surprisingly,,that was great..
i can say that this show was VERY entertaining..they'll make you giggles till crazy-crying-laugh...awesome..you really need them to cheer up your day...
i watched the show (live) twice..its took so long time (till midnite)..but that was so much fun. (they drive me crazy all the time,,LOL)...although i hate to driving arround to dropped my friend in midnite after that..

our first time

twice..much better..

i knew that hundreds people dislike them or think that they are some-pathetic-silly-people (i've read all the gossips about them)... BUT,, i think that they already done a great job... im NOT their biggest fan ,,i gave this compliment just because i tried to see in the different way... you know,, its NOT that easy to make people LOVE you..to entertained and to gave a life to the show...i just have no idea when i read those pathetic gossips (there's 1people named his self as ivan's FRIEND...yea right,,really GOOD friend though..gossiping damn evil behind their back)...how ironic,,in this super-modern-era...many people still drawning in the oldies-mind.. open plisss...

After watched the show live, i like watched it almost every day...i dont know how..but its just turned to be a habit for me...weirdo...they're so entertaining and i have no idea what they gonna do in 6 hours...those crazy things just like pop-up from their mind...do i need to say more??
although i dont really like the lastest show about the twins...too complicated from the beginning ,,its makes the show lost their charm...
but for sure i like this three musketeers...the show makes me know about them better...and i see ruben almost in all tv channel...at once,, i have no idea how he can be a host at 7 am in the morning after the show finished at midnite....my silly-brain think that he lived in indosiar,,,LOL..
btw...i just realised that i missed them..cause almost everyday i watched them...wish that they'll come back with another interesting creativity...

What they called SOULMATE..

Wikipedia the encyclopedia online said that Soulmate (or soul mate) is a term sometimes used to designate someone with whom one has a feeling of deep and natural affinity, friendship, love, intimacy, sexuality, spirituality and/or compatibility. Soulmate didnt have to be your boyfriend/girlfriend,,for me,,soulmate is 9 people who lived far away but always close in my HEART. They are my lights in the dark and my strength when im down..maybe you think that im "lebay" but if anyone of you have ever been hated damn bad..you'll realise that BESTFRIEND is not only "a name" but truly the best in the universe. its remind me to my high school..im dreaming of the "Wonderful" high school time,,cool,mature,and lots of fun...and all my dreamy-cool-princess-of-high-school was totally flying away when ONE skinny-beautiful-lovely-princess suddenly ruined my hischool life..every people hate me even they who dont know me before..bullying is sucks!!makes you feel that every step you take was a mistake..big mistakes.. but thanks God you send me greatest gifts..ill tell you,you can learned alot from your pain..this beautiful-lady was make hugebloodyscar in my heart.. but now i have 9people who can heal it and paint wonderful memories that i'll never forget..they mean a LOT for me (even if they dont feel it too)..i hope that our verybestfriendship will LAST FOREVER...they all are my soulmate cause even they're nine they're still in
one lovely package for me..they are :

Mariska Fitri Dwijayantika, Yuditha Karamey, Steffi Salena

Jessica Gladys, Lia Labitta, Rexwyn Ivan Haris, Federis Lemanda, David Kusnadi

who needs army when you have greatest people like them ?? they'll stand in the line to hold your hand and never let you down..